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Occupy the food banks (part 2)

A one man army stood between the unwashed masses and their den of degeneracy, sign held high in defiance of their blighted purpose; emblazoned upon it the empowered phrase, “BAIL OUT MY PANTRY”....

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Fair trade fiasco

Today we’re going to cover another corner of the smallpox-blighted quilt that is plaguing the very core of consumerism and capitalism.  Now, if you’ve been following me on social media, like you should...

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You should switch to CenturyLink a hundred years ago

Greetings and Salutations from your local Starbucks wifi connection!  Once again, weeks a month has gone by without any new content trickling down from my computer into the site.  Apologies are in...

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Yik Yak; if Whisper had no teeth

The app review segment of the blog is back by popular demand!  On the plate this time around is a heaping helping of Yak.  More specifically, Yik Yak.  Now for those of you that aren’t down with the...

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Amass massive gains in this fun economic game!

Normally I don’t dabble in game reviews, but sometimes a consumer product stands out so much, that even the staunchest of abstainers is forced to acquiesce and indulge. Agar.io is, on the surface, a...

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Rise of the Roltini

Throughout his vast travels across our great land of consumerism, CCG has sampled a multitude of delicacies from a series of silver spoons. Every once in a meal though, he will find something truly...

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Bundle businesses and save!

By now everyone is  familiar with the pop-marketing slogan, “bundle and save”, but just how far can companies take it, and how much can really be saved?  From a 2 liter Pepsi with your Domino’s pizza,...

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The enigmatic eye-shield

Imagine this; it’s a beautiful day across your facebook and twitter feed; you find yourself just taking the first sweet sips of your morning coffee, when you see it once more; a post from one of your...

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The ko-fi contingency

Mere days after CCG’s ocular high-fashion oriented escapades, a destitute, decaffeinated husk of a man lay lamenting in his cubicle; with no money left for his favorite coffee, let alone a healthy...

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CCG’s top five homemade supplements

Are your concerns with your ever-failing health causing your sense of well-being to crumble in a crippling domino effect of anxiety and hypochondria?  Can you not afford to see your healthcare...

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